Well it's true Newgrounds, I'm actually Farrah. The reason I've posted here so much is that I'm actually a secret agent. Charlie's Angels was a documentary. On my current case, I've been trying to stop Michael Jackson in his plan to kidnap children on Newgrounds.

When I met up with Jackson in disguise as a 12 year old boy, he figured it out and we had a karate fight after my gun slid dramatically to the floor. But Michael got me, and I'm going to die. I'm writing this on a napkin so the world will know the truth. He's giving a monologue now and he says he's going to kill himself after I'm out of the way. He's nuts. I've written the username and password here so anyone who finds this please use it to inform the world. Good bye fans.