Also includes shirts by Alaska or RKthrilla or whatever the hell he calls himself now.

http://www.zazzle.com/fancysauce

I'm a fucking faggot, this is me.

"You Know When U Jus Get Your Report Card, And You Have All F's On It"

No Soulja Boy, I don't know that, because I'm white.

...walk into Newgrounds and ask the community "Got any accounts?" They say no.

They ask "got any accounts?" Again, they say no.

They ask "got any accounts?" The community says "Listen, if you ask one more time we're going to ban you!"

The duck division ask "Do your mods still have accounts?" The community says no.

The duck division asks "got any accounts?"

So yeah, I'm writing this from my phone and my eph key is busted so I have to spell everything with a ph. But oh well, I'm here to tell you all I'm in the middle of the ocean and look at this beautiphul phish I caught!

Click here for tits.

Well it's true Newgrounds, I'm actually Farrah. The reason I've posted here so much is that I'm actually a secret agent. Charlie's Angels was a documentary. On my current case, I've been trying to stop Michael Jackson in his plan to kidnap children on Newgrounds.

When I met up with Jackson in disguise as a 12 year old boy, he figured it out and we had a karate fight after my gun slid dramatically to the floor. But Michael got me, and I'm going to die. I'm writing this on a napkin so the world will know the truth. He's giving a monologue now and he says he's going to kill himself after I'm out of the way. He's nuts. I've written the username and password here so anyone who finds this please use it to inform the world. Good bye fans.

THIS BIRD JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT ALL OVER MY HOUSE FOR AN HOUR WHAT A FUCK.

No I don't like guitar hero you dipshits and it's really sad that I've had to resort to actually making a newspost about it. Trust me, if I wanted to finger and slide my hand across something plastic I'd use your mom's prosthetic dick. The reason I took this picture was to make fun of people who think this game is so totally hardcore and that if you suck at guitar hero YOU SUCK AT LIFE. That's why I have a TOTALLY SERIOUS FACE. Do you think anyone actually makes a face like that? Maybe your father when he's fucked in the ass but otherwise no.

So I took it as a satire which is a much more interesting way of bashing the game than you cum crusted asses who conform to non-conformity and stick it to the man by tossing the word "prep" around like it's your uncle's salad.

Fuck off.

Many of you have seen my picture and have been supportive of the picture of my mascot despite the problem with art thieves taking credit. I decided that since these thieves clearly have no life, I'd help them out. So if you want to make a great picture like mine, you need to start with a rough sketch. It should look something like this. As you can see it says "Zs" for TheZachs, but I decided to change it to "D" for "Dslash" because Dslash is in fact one of my biggest fans and therefore great for my mascot. Afterall, you need a mascot when doing art who supports you for... whatever reason. That's all for this lesson.