I HAVE FOUND AN EXCELLENT FAGGOT TO TROLL FOR ALL OF YOU.

THIS FAILURE LET'S ALL HELP HIM DIE IN A HOLE, I DO BELIEVE HE IS TOO
MENTALLY RETARDED TO GET INTO THE HOLE TO BEGIN WITH.

SO, WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK OF THIS GUY'S FAGGOTRY?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

LOOK AT ALL THESE ART THEIVES. THEY ARE PISSING ME OFF. HERE'S A LIST:

*TheZach
*CHP
*RK-bot
*Sanity-of-Insanity
*VaginaMuffins
*Dslash

DO NOT TRUST ANY OF THESE FUCKERS. >:(

Except for Dslash as he has admitted to stealing the picture, therefore he's an all right guy.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS MY PICTURE.

So I drew this awesome picture and this singular TheZach faggot took credit from me. He even made a new account that was obviously copying my name! Here's the picture below.

This was a reply I wrote to the daily "AMERICA SUX OMFG" thread, which got locked right before I finished my carefully thought out and awesome reply. I couldn't let it go to waste so I'm putting it here now. It's in response to those who are all "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO POINT OUT FLAWS GO LIVE IN IRAQ".

America was founded on the principles of freedom of expression. Do you think the founding fathers would enjoy you people and your constant "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT"? Don't you think the same thing was said to blacks and women who wanted to vote? Sure they couldn't vote but they lived a much better life than others, right? So why do we look back and feel sorry for them? Why did we let them vote at all? It's because people were vocal about the problems in the country and that's how we figured out how to fix them. Without people being vocal about problems in the system, this entire damn country wouldn't exist, because they led to the Revolution. I'm sure the British said "Shut up, would you rather be in Africa?".

Do you think obesity isn't a problem? Do you think the low average intelligence and bigotry isn't a problem? Do you think people constantly shouting "Suck America's dick or gtfo" isn't a problem? Sure it's dumb of OP to act like these are conditions of every single American aside from himself, but he's still making valid points. But you don't think he should be allowed to do that? Because a little thing called the Constitution says he can. The reason this country is better than many others is becausewe can complain. That's how we've fine-tuned it thus far, and that's how we'll continue to fine-tune it in the years to come.

As for "pride in your country", it's ridiculous. Being proud because you happened to be born in a nice place, completely based on luck, and one that you didn't have shit to do with the formation one. That's arrogance, and it's just rubbing it in the faces of those who aren't as lucky. Don't be proud of the country. Be proud of the improvements you make to the country, whether it's leading a revolution or just as simple as voting.

<mockery>In conclusion, quite complaining about complaints. There are complaints in every country. You have it good if all you have to deal with is complaints. </mockery>

'Sup rapists?

Allright, this week an' shit...

Um, well we've gotten a few complaints from our female time rapists about sexual harassment in our moon base. Now, guys, there's an appropriate time and place to hit on people -- namely while raping them. From now on unwanted flirtation on another time rapist will be punishable in the same manner as raping one.

Um, what else, oh yeah the high score of this week goes to Michael Vick who managed to rape a hole in all 60 hulls of the Titanic. This is Vick's third high score of the week in a row. As you all know he came close to stopping Stephen Colbert's record breaking streak of winning rapist of the month 6 months in a row, only to ultimately be defeated when Stephen raped his dogs and framed him. Good luck this month, Michael! Things are looking promising so far!

We've had a rape bounty put on Charles Manson. Anyone who rapes Mr. Manson will be awarded with rapist of the day and $300,000.

And I've officially promoted King Tut to be head supervisor of the East Asia time rapist division.

That's all for today, stay tuned for tomorrow's memo!

- TheZachs, king of time rapists

Richard Keith: on your page
That Guy I Am: do I
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That Guy I Am: is that a law
Richard Keith: to be cool
That Guy I Am: allright
Richard Keith: yes